Hi everyone!
I am currently writing this running on nothing but Gatorade and Fire Emblem 😀
But anyway.
La escuela es horrible (That’s Spanish for “school is horrible”) y los niños siempre están tristes cuando tienen volver a la escuela (That’s Spanish for, “And the kids are always sad when they have to go back to school”).
But it’s even worse when there are MOSQUITOES and it’s HOT and everything SUCKS because you have to dress UP.
*Sorry for talking like Zelkov lol*
…i.e. when your school starts in summer.
I just finished my first hecking miserable amazing week of school and would like to point out a teensy fact.
…
MIDDLE SCHOOLERS SUCK.
…well most of them at least.
They have no respect for each other or anyone else, they’re loud, obnoxious, and don’t care about anyone or anything unless they can say, “they won’.”
This is why I hate middle school.
So here are some tips for you lovely people 😀
- Don’t be a schmuck.
Nobody thinks you’re cool except other schmucks.
We all hate you by the way.
So when you hold the homework drawer closed while the quiet kid is trying to turn their homework in, don’t think they don’t want to shove you, rummage around in the drawer, and shove your homework (staples and all) down your throat.
Maybe they had a bad day and just want to go home like a tired human being. Maybe they tripped and were embarrassed. Maybe you’re being loud and obnoxious and they want you to tacē. (That’s Latin for “be quiet.”)
So uhh try ditching the obnoxiousness and try being a decent human being once in a while :)) people like that.
And you can get attention in a non-negative manner.
And nobody will hate you!
Win-win!
- Shut your big yap.
People want to work and get things done. You are not helping. Please shut.
- LISTEN TO WHAT THE TEACHER SAYS.
Winning doesn’t always matter. Especially in an ESTIMATE WHERE THERE IS NO PRIZE.
If someone else is asked to make an estimate, don’t scream at them to change it. IT’S AN ESTIMATE AND DOESN’T MATTER.
- Study.
Or you will die.
- Lol.
So there are your five steps to becoming a more tolerable human being!
Follow these so people will stop hating you.
“And even then, some people still won’t like you!
EVER!”
- Princess Nautilus, Cucumber Quest
But maybe they’ll hate you less.
I dunno.
Anyways.
I’m on ye olde road once more, so go listen to the newest episode of the Our Sunday Project Podcast (Tomschoolery) for le funni and awesome music.
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/our-sunday-project-podcast-no-fun/id1622189246?i=1000665774402
Okay
Byeeeeee :33
-Abby Subedi