Thanks to my mother, who literally showed this on a TikTok post.
Are you TIRED of your parents telling you to clean your room? Are you SICK of your dad telling you stupid dad jokes 24/7? Don’t you HATE it when your mother butters you up and tops the sweet act with sugar? Well then, try MOVING!!!
You heard that correctly: MOVING! With MOVING, you can leave your parents forever! THAT’S RIGHT! FOREVER! YOU DON’T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THOSE CRETINS EVER AGAIN! As a bonus, you get a free fresh new independent life without your parents! The best part is that you also get a free one way ticket (no expenses paid) to Let-life-kick-you-in-the-butt Island! Don’t worry, we have an UNLIMITED supply of the tickets, so don’t worry if we could run out!
So what are you waiting for? Pack your bags, and dial 123-456-7890 to MOVING today!
Thank you for reading this blog! If you have any other ideas, then post them down in the comments below. Or not! It’s your choice!
– Nova Subedi