So, back again, huh(Except if this is the first time you bothered to read one of these blogs)? Well, just like we did the Bob and Bosip mod(cancelled due to controversy)now we’re doing the Mid-Fight Masses mod(also a faded mod)! So, here’s what we’re going to do:
1: Review the plot of the mod
2: Give you some(aka 2)facts
3: Give you the link to play the mod
4:There is no four 😀
So anyway, let’s get on with it.
The mod starts with a Neapolitan-ice-cream nun(also known as Sarvente or as Ruv calls her, Sarv)talking on the phone with a Russian criminal(aka Ruvyzat, mostly known as Ruv). If you don’t see anything in the sentence you just read as SUS, then please read the sentence again. Anyway, she tells Ruv to come to the church, and then hangs up. Oh, BTW, they’re married. So they have a very close relationship(hence Date-Night Masses). She then stars talking to BF(aka YOU) and basically says, “Hello nice to meet you my name is Sarvente now join the church.” GF says they were just looking for the bathroom, but Sarvente still presses you, and keeps telling you to join the church. So then, like in every mod ever, you rap-battle her. After you beat her(or don’t and then try 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times to beat the song and finally succeed) She assumes you’re making fun of the church. Then you rap battle her AGAIN, and then Ruv comes along, and says that you’ve been pushing multiple buttons while he was away(Yes we were, Ruv). Then he battles you with his earthquake voice(chill with the legs, Ruv), and Sarvente is a demon. Which doesn’t make sense, because she’s a nun, but she’s a demon, but she’s also a nun. We’ll get to that later. So then you battle her in her demon form, and there is no ending cutscene(the only bad thing about the mod). So feel free to decide what happens in the end. Anyway, what are some things about Sarvente and Ruv you should know? I’ll tell you.
1: Sarv is Immortal
Whoa, whoa, whoa, back up there. Did I just say IMMORTAL? Yep, I said IMMORTAL. You see, Sarvente and Ruv made a vow. As long as Ruv protects Sarv, Ruv will be immortal. If either Ruv or Sarv breaks the vow, Sarv will die. Wow.
2: Multiple-Fight Masses
There are multiple versions of Mid-Fight Masses. There is an HD version, a Thicc version(don’t ask), a date week, and many more. This mod is super popular, huh?
The Mid-Fight Masses mod is high quality, so if you want to play it, here is the link(that I found on a website)!
Old Version(Hard):https://kbhgames.com/game/friday-night-funkin-sarventes-mid-fight-masses
New Version(Easy):https://sites.google.com/site/thegamecompilation/friday-night-funkin-games/friday-night-funkin-sarventes-midnight-masses
And that’s all. I hope you enjoyed this brief(MUCH shorter than my Bob and Bosip review)review of Mid-Fight Masses! Bye!