Hey everyone! Sorry that I haven’t continued this series after a while. I’m starting to like games like Fire Emblem, but I still like Kid Icarus, and the next break I get, I might want to finish the game! No promises however!
Now, back to before…
KIE: S&R (Part 10: First the Underworld, Now Nature Itself)
First Part of Original KIAE (you look for the other parts, find the cringe yourself)
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So Viridi, the goddess of nature, tries to send off another Reset Bomb to launch to the humans. This sorta triggers Pit and Palutena, so Palutena sends Pit to destroy it… which they succeed in doing. So now a hollow seed the size of a whale will land on the humans and NOT explode! Yaaaaayyyy-
Afterwards, our heroes then have had enough with those stupid nature nukes, and blow up the factory successfully! That’s a plus!
The downside, however is said by Viridi herself.
“My depot! That’s it! You are now OFFICIALLY at the top of my to-kill list.”
And then Light and Nature kinda… sorta… battle against each other.
So first, Pit then goes up to blow up the moon (don’t worry, it’s actually just a copy called the Lunar Sanctum). After dealing with the sort of British “Arlon the Serene”, one of the commanders of the Forces of Nature, the moon- er- Lunar Sanctum blows up (as expected), releasing a scorpion-like creature flying out of the ruins. Pit dismisses the fact, saying it’s “nothing”. Palutena isn’t that sure… but since this isn’t their problem now, they both move on.
…Palutena should have realized that she was right about that creature being a little important…
Anywho, Pit then is sent to defeat the last commander of the Forces of Nature… everyone’s favorite… PHOSPHORA (dude, she literally is in Smash Brothers as an assist trophy! that’s already famous enough)!!!! Pit is able to defeat her, despite the commander trying to block Pit out with her electrokinesis, but she wasn’t at her full power, since she was fighting Thanatos, resurrected by Hades.
Wait, HADES?? HE’S BACK???? Well, now he is, I guess.
Pit then goes out to defeat Viridi once and for all!
…but then the aliens come to earth for some reason, and they mean business. Safe for now, eh Viridi?
They’re called the Aurum, as the other gods are told by the so-called sun god Pyrrhon. And they are here to ransack the earth of its goods. All the gods just become like, “to heck with aliens ‘cos their cliche, anywho” and defeat them, along with Pyrrhon who tries to use the Aurum’s strength to his own gain but ends up getting possesed instead. So much for that, right?
So the Aurum are defeated, and Pyrrhon, as to atone, pushes the Aurum to the other side of the galaxy (and he’s not even the strongest of the gods, holy-) AND THE WORLD IS SAVED!! Now, let’s get back to Pit-
Wait.
WHY IS HE A RING??!!
To be continued…
– Nova S