As we all know, adults can and will be stupid, at least 80% of the time. They also make the stupidest beliefs in history. If you are wondering what they are, then here is the truth of the beliefs.
- Christopher Columbus didn’t discover America (he discovered the Bahamas)
- Thomas Edison didn’t invent the lightbulb (Humphrey Davis did)
- Bats aren’t blind (their eyesight is just poor)
- Albert Einstein was actually a good student
- The sun is not yellow (but an orange sun in coloring books is disgusting)
- “Buddha” isn’t obese
- “Jesus” wasn’t white
- The Earth isn’t flat (but paper is)
- Sorry Phineas and Ferb, but platypuses aren’t the only animals to lay eggs (echidnas also do so)
- When a laxative makes contact with your skin, it does not make you go to the bathroom (but eating it does)
- Abraham Lincoln didn’t invent Thanksgiving (Sarah Josepha Hale)
- Everybody farts (even girls)
- Bananas aren’t berries
- The moon is not made of cheese
- George Washington did not have wooden dentures (the dentures were made out of common material BESIDES wood)
- A goldfish’s memory is more than three seconds (the memory can last up to MONTHS)
- And sorry, we already use 100% of our brain.
Thanks to everyone that read this and have a nice life.
– Nova Subedi