Wed. Jul 3rd, 2024

FINALLY!!! This is the final, and I mean FINAL section of this d**n thing (sorry about the swear words). For the LAST time! The rules are that I will show you three Pokémon, usually I would show you two that I like and one that is f**k the s**t (again, sorry for the swear words), or maybe one that I like and two that are stupid Pokémon. But this time, I will show you three Pokémon that are my top three favorite Pokémon! And for the last f**k**g time, I WILL NOT MAKE A “TO BE CONTINUED” SCENE, OK???!!!

3rd place goes to… PIKACHU!!!

Ah, Pikachu, a classic and the very first Electric type Pokémon EVER invented. First of all, Pikachu is SUPER cute. It is considered one of the most popular Pokémon in the world (even though Greninja won the 2020 voting and Dendenne won for this year). It started all it’s popularity as being the famous partner of the famous Satoshi (or as we call him in the USA, Ash) of the Pokémon anime. Why Pikachu, you ask? The Pokémon Company was deciding on a mascot for Pokémon… (see the rest in my next blog!) … and that’s why Pikachu is the mascot and later, Ash’s partner. Some lucky Pikachu that cannot evolve can actually GIGANTIMAX and turn into Gigantimax Pikachu! It’s stats are super cool, it’s Health is not so great, but all it’s other stats are just fine!

2nd place goes to… THWACKEY!!

Thwackey is the evolved form of Grookey, a Galar starter for new Pokémon trainers, so it is a wannabe for people that want to have a strong Rillaboom. It has really impressive stats, almost all it’s stats are all equal. The Pokémon Company has everything for Thwackey, a trading card, access to trading in Pokémon Home, and even a SHINY trading card! All that it is missing is a debut in the anime….

And 1st place goes to… STUNKY!!!!

When people see a Stunky, they are always like “Oh look, that’s a little troublemaker, I WILL KILL DA STUNKY!!! MWA HA HA HA!!!”. About the troublemaker thing… THAT IS NOT TRUE!!!!! Stunky only use their spray when they are alarmed! The spray is one of the reasons I LOVE Stunky (besides it being cute). You see, some Stunky have the ability Stench, which when it uses spray-based attacks like Acid and Acid Spray, the target has a chance of flinching, which means that they can’t use the move that he/she was going to use. Another one of Stunky’s abilities is Aftermath. Aftermath makes the opponent take some damage after Stunky gets knocked out with a move that makes contact. Third, it’s stats are perfect the BEST! All the stats are a medium level! Lastly, it’s type is the most coolest of them all! Stunky is a dual type, which means it is two types (Grass, Fire, Water, etc.). This case, Stunky is a Poison and Dark type. Let’s see what weaknesses it has! Since it is a Poison type, it might be weak to Psychic type attacks, but since it is a Dark type, it takes no damage from Psychic types. It maybe be weak to Fighting, Bug, and Fairy type attacks since it is a Dark type, but since it is also a Poison type, all THREE of those types only do half than the attacks are suppose to do. So that only leaves the only weakness that is super effective against Poison types, but does regular damage on Dark types- Ground types. And they only do 2 times the damage! I’SNT THAT GREAT?!

Finally we are done! Now I can finish this up and work on a %$#@!*^ different blog! See you guys later!

– Nova Subedi

By Nova Subedi

i write blogs about stuff. my 'sona is a pembroke welsh corgi for all that are wondering

2 thoughts on “Okay, Back to Pokémon: 6 of the Best Pokémon and 6 of the Worst of them(in my opinion). Part 4/4”
  1. Listen, I like your blogs, but not THIS one. What about Eevee? Mawile? Hawlucha? Raboot? Milotic? Grovyle? Froslass? Purrloin? RIOLU? WHAT ABOU CUTE LIL’ INDEEDEE? I am also very upset this list did not include the Pokémon above and also very upset because Zacian, Zamazenta, Diancie, cute lil’ Calyrex, and the God of Pokémon, Arceus. But I am most disappointed that Bewear did not get a single spot on this list. Bewear is smart, strong and cute. Please put the Pokémon above in your future blogs.
    -Abby Subedi

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