Wed. Jul 3rd, 2024

When we left off, Mustard was about to tell us the MYSTEEEERIOUS SECRET INGREDIENT. The one that’s OOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOW WE NEED THAT OOOOOOOO TELL US SO URSHIFU CAN GIGANTAMAX. Mustard paused. Hop muttered, “C’mon, tell us! the suspense is killing me.” It was so quiet you could hear a pin drop. Mustard then smiled. “Oh, woopsy! I forgot what it was.” Hop turned bright red. “WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!” he screamed. Mustard grinned. “I dunno! Ah well, guess you have to find it yourselves!” Hop put his head in his hands. I thought, Boys are weird. I pulled on Hop’s coat. “Er…” I said, reluctantly. “We should get going.” Hop smiled. “Yeah, you’re right. Urshifu loves honey, right? Meet me at the Forest of Focus.” When I(finally)got to the Forest of Focus, Hop was waiting for me. He smiled and said, “Well, we should get going, huh?” So we set off. But soon, we found a lost Petilil. “Hop…” I whispered, “That Petilil looks lost, adrift, disoriented, etc. Or, to put it another way-” Hop looked at me like I was a weirdo. “Okay…” He said, suspiciously. When he went over to the Petilil, it looked up at him with shimmering eyes. “Petil?”It said, but it sounded suspiciously like, “Mommy?” Hop looked very alarmed. “Do I look like your mommy?!” He screamed, very alarmed. The Petilil hopped over to Hop(lol), and snuggled into his leg. “Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…” It sighed. Hop gave me Growlthe eyes and mouthed, Help. I looked the other way. “Uh…” I said. “I’ll go find its mommy.” Then I sprinted away.

After being chased by angry Pokemon(AAAAAAAAH!!! SORRY! I DIDN’T KNOW THAT WAS YOUR MUSHROOM! SORRYSORRYSORRYSORRYSORRY!!! HEY! NO! DOWN, BOY! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!), I found a sad looking Lilligant. “Awwww.” I knelt down. I whispered, “Hey, did you lose a Petilil?” It looked up at me, alarmed. Then it ran towards me. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!” I screamed. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” And then I ran away. Then the Lilligant chased after me, yelling something that sounded like, “Why are you running? WHY are you running?!” I ran allllllllll the way to Hop, who was staring at me. The Lilligant paused. “Lilli?” it asked. “Petil?” it asked. They both squeed with joy. Then ran in slow motion to each other.

5 hours later…………………….

Still running to each other. I looked at my watch. Still running. Hop looked at me with a glint in his eyes. “Irritated scream?” I nodded. “Irritated scream.” We both took a deep breath in, and… “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Then the two Pokemon hugged. I looked behind me. Singe had his ears down and was covering them, and muttering cuss words to boot. I grinned sheepishly. “Sorry.” Then the Pokemon’s stomach growled. They looked at me with big, huge Pokemon eyes. I sighed. “Fine.” I looked at Hop. “Who wants curry?”

That’s all, folks! Next time we will continue my Isle of Armor adventure. Bye y’all!

By Abby Subedi

Editor-In-Chief