Sat. Jul 6th, 2024

It allllllllllllllll started when I left the Ballonlea Gym after banging my head repeatedly against the door of the changing room. Why? I JUST realized, I still need the #@*^! TR Thunderbolt!^%$$%^^! I FINALLY went out of the Gm with a good temper, and then I traveled to Hammerlocke with old geezer Opal. Yippee… Anyway, I saw Bede, and he got his Gym Challenger status REVOKED! Woo-hoo! (Background noise: Ceeeelebrate good times, c’mon!) He was nagging about me not having to worry to catch up to him (maybe it was vice versa, he is supposed to catch up to me, y’know?) And then he wanted to go and ask the Chairman to let him rejoin the Gym Challenge, when Opal appeared, saw him, and was like, “TIME FOR MY GYM MISSION, CHILD!” Bede was like, “Wait, what?” Opal ran up to him and shrieked, “PINK! PINK! AND PINK! Congratulations, child!” I took pictures of every single priceless moment! Then she told him to follow her, and I haven’t seen him since. OH NO! WHAT IF BEDE BECAME THE FAIRY-TYPE GYM LEADER?! Nah. That would never happen.

First I caught a Inkay. After that I battled a Model with her Ribombee and her Vesipquen, then I saw the tunnel to Route 8. Easy, right? Wrong. Then I was chased by a streak of Perrserker, into the tunnel.

It was a tough maze. So many ladders and people and %%^&*% Gurdurr… A person with a Roselia… ugh. And when I got out of Route 8, what greeted me? A horde of angry Sneasel. AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Then I was so pooped, I stopped there, and saved my game.

That’s it, folks! My mom told me she’d buy the Expansion Pass for me, so be on the lookout for adventure galore! Bye!😊

By Abby Subedi

Editor-In-Chief