Thu. Jul 4th, 2024
Pokeblog

Today, I was celebrating being Champion when I thought, Is this the right thing to do? Keeping the sword. It’s Zacian’s. I should return it. You know, as thanks. So I went back to the spot where I got the sword, and there was Hop, standing there. He realized I was there, so we did what all civilized 10-year-olds would do. Have a Pokemon battle, of course! I won. As usual. Anyway, turns out Sonia’s the new professor. So she gave each of us an autographed book. But then, I told Hop, “We should do what we came for.” He nodded, and we put the ancient weapons back in their place. Then some dudes with weird hair came and said their names were Sordward and Shielbert, and also told us they were the descendants of the kings of Galar. So then I asked, “Is that the name of your hair gel company?” Hop snorted into his navy polyester jacket. Then Sordward and Shielbert got too close for comfort, and did the same thing to me that Ghirahim does to Link in The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword. “Don’t get cheeky, child.” Sordward whispered in my ear. Luckily, Singe kicked him in the kisser, so that ended quickly. But we had to battle his Pokemon, and sadly, Hop was defeated by Shielbert(apparently Sordward’s younger brother), who took the Rusted Shield. I quickly stopped at the Wedgehurst lab to find stadiums with PSP(Power Spot Problems) and I was off. Joining Piers to battle the Dynamax Tsareena at Turffield Stadium, we found the two weirdo’s again, who criticzied Piers’s hairstyle, so I said, “HEY, WEEEEEEEELL, HOW MANY BOTTLES OF HAIR GEL DO YOU USE EVERY DAY?!” Then they ran off, and we had to battle more Dynamax Pokemon at Hulbury and Motosoke, then hurried back to the Pokemon lab, because those bullshiters broke in through the window to get Wising Stars, shot down Hop, and then, Hop and I fought them together. After winning, the lab assistant gave those bullshiters the Wishing Stars, then they left, and, well, to make a long story short, we have to save all the gyms(except Spikemuth, because that doesn’t have a Power Spot, and Piers is still worried about Marnie, and I don’t blame him. She’s a good girl), and that’s the start of the one of our many new adventures.

And that’s all! Please remember to check back every Saturday for more PokeBlogs! And make sure to play Pokemon Sword/Shield!

By Abby Subedi

Editor-In-Chief