Warning: Mature Content and Unsettling Themes Ahead! You have been warned.
So apparently, there’s this fanfiction called Friday Night Funkin’ Logic. There’s also apparently an episode called Taki: Sarvente’s Evil Twin(Sarvente is the female nun in Mid-Fight Masses, and Taki is a nun from the mod Friday Night Fever). Why should you know this? I’m going to tell you. So, lets get to it. So apparently, it starts with Ruvyzat, better known as Ruv, in a dark alleyway, running from someone. Ruv is a criminal, running from justice(he killed someone. Don’t ask). He’s Sarvente’s husband, and the father of Selever and Rasazy. He tells the person chasing him to show themselves, or they will face the consequences. Someone steps forward, holding a chainsaw. Ruv draws his microphone(it’s FNF, what did you expect? A sword?), and a bolt of lightning lights the alley, showing Taki for a brief moment. Mistaking her for Sarvente, Ruv is too intimidated to attack her. Then, Taki shoves him to the ground, and shoves the chainsaw into Ruv’s chest. A final lightning strike shows a red stain(guess what it is)on Taki’s face, and Ruv’s dead body.
Meanwhile, Boyfriend(BF)and Girlfriend(GF) are eating at a restaurant. GF is eating pancakes, and BF, reading a newspaper and drinking coffee, lets out a shocked gasp. GF asks why he’s so shocked, and he says that a comic called Kapfield(probably Garfield)has been discontinued. He shows no interest of a murderer story on the next page(bruh). GF reacts in shock, but BF says that it’s the ‘typical psycho stuff’, and that he skimmed it because it was too long. He also says he is the best rap battler ever(fails at Mid-Fight Masses), and he will protect GF, only to be afraid of a sudden blackout. Someone walks up to them, and they panic. Then the lights come back on, and the figure is revealed to be Sarvente. Sarvente says she isn’t the killer and needs help to find Ruv(missing/dead). BF looks at the police sketch(which looks very similar to Sarvente)and says she’s probably lying and that Ruv is a victim(which he was). But eventually GF convinces him to help Sarvente, as she says it’s unlikely that Sarvente would kill her husband. So they go to Fever Town, where the murders are happening.
When BF sees how nice Fever Town looks(nice job, Fever), he’s amazed, and is sad that he isn’t doing much with his life. GF ‘comforts’ him by saying she hadn’t visited every Plane of Heck(what is that)until her early thirty thousands. BF is surprised by the age number, but they start looking. Fast forward, and the step into some ruined apartments, and Taki steps out of the darkness. She asks Taki where Ruv is, only to be presented with his bloodstained cap. BF draws his mic, but takes one look at Taki’s chainsaw, and says that Sarv(Ruv’s pet name for Sarvente) should fight Taki, because Taki is her ‘evil clone’. Sarv angrily agrees, wanting to avenge her husband. She and Taki sing the song ‘Crucify'(it’s a rap battle), an amazing song, especially the Sarvente and Taki cover. Sarvente wins the battle, wrestling the chainsaw off of Taki and delivering a fatal blow.
Sarvente drops to her knees, and picks up Ruv’s bloody cap, accepting that he is dead. BF and GF comfort her, as she promises Ruv that they will meet again someday. The camera shifts to the moon, which has an image of Taki on it. Taki laughs, and that ends the episode.
You may ask, what’s wrong with this? It’s just a little fanfiction, and it’s accurate and perfect, right? Right? Wrong. No offense to the creator, but there is a LOT wrong with this. Here are three of the examples.
1: Where’s Fever?
So, in this episode, BF and GF are basically the star of the show here, even though they’re in Fever Town. BF is impressed with how nice the town looks, so the star of the show should be another awesome rapper, who, in my opinion, sings way harder songs, and has the best voice ever, it’s Fever, Mayor of Fever Town! And his girlfriend, Tea! But there’s not even the smallest mention of the poor Hispanic demon(racism at play?)and his bunny-bat girlfriend. Why not?
2: Ruv
Ruv’s death in the fanfiction is heartbreaking, but Ruv would have never left Sarvente’s side. First of all, in Mid-Fight Masses, he left Sarv in the church she owns, a place where she could protect herself, and where Ruv knew where safe places to hide were, and how to escape from attackers. In Fever Town, they’re unfamiliar with the area. He would have never left her side, he needs to protect her. Also, in the fanfiction, Ruv is called Sarvente’s ‘boyfriend’. He is her HUSBAND.
3: Where are Selever and Rasazy?
I’ll keep this one short. Sarvente would never leave her children unattended. So where are they?
That’s all. Luckily, the fanfiction, is, well, not canon. Ruv is still alive. I hope you play Mid-Fight(not Midnight)Masses and enjoy the true experience of Sarv and Ruv.