Hello everyone!
I hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving, because mine WAS KIND OF STRESSFUL.
Why, you ask? Well, as Rosado from Fire Emblem: Engage puts it…
“Why is cooking so much harder than eating?!”
You may say, “bUt yOu wErEn’T cOoKiNg yOu cAn’T sAy aNyThInG bLaH bLaH bLaH”
…Well, I did make Thanksgiving dinner. Get out.
(Obviously not by myself, but I’m getting to that.)
So it starts off as a normal Thanksgiving, right? I wake up, I go downstairs, and I watch the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade (Cynthia Erivo :D).
(RIP Bluey btw)
I plan to eat and then just play Fire Emblem: Engage.
Then my mother introduces to me. that we’re heading to my cousin’s (I guess–with Nepali people, everyone is your cousin) house.
For the sole reason that our oven is broken.
(For Thanksgiving, that’s kind of a biggie.)
But that’s okay, I guess. It’s Thanksgiving, after all.
So we head over there, and then I get the news that us kids will be making Thanksgiving dinner.
No outside help. (except from the dads. But they don’t do anything, so that’s not really help.)
And the table was set.
(Not literally.)
I do the natural thing in a situation such as this.
Start YELLING at everybody. (:DD)
Now, I’ll provide a small list of obstacles we had to overcome.
- People don’t listen.
“How old are you?”
“Oh, 13.”
“Well, you’re only one year older than me, why should I listen to you?”
…
HEY STUPID YOU DID ONE THING HELP OTHER PEOPLE-
Some people did ONE thing and then acted like they could do whatever, mainly the people on the sweet potato casserole.
I HAD TO PEEL AN ENTIRE BAG OF CARROTS, AND THE KID WHO WOULDN’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT PEELED LIKE- TWO AND GAVE UP.
Oh, and then there’s:
“Can I get a bowl??”
“I don’t live here idk (YES, THEY SAID IDK)”
“…can you try…looking for one…?”
- GET OFF YO PHONE
YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE FOOD HELLO?!?!?! YOU’RE NOT “ON BREAK” LOOK UP
- Yes, put pasta in…non-boiling water….
How’s it…gonna cook? Huh?
- Be the owner of the house and have left before people found everything…
To go visit a relative! (Cool)
…WHILE PEOPLE NEEDED HELP IN THE KITCHEN AND YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THERE- (Uncool)
…See how it can be stressful now?
Now I know why mothers usually don’t want to stay home for Thanksgiving.
However, Thanksgiving dinner turned out well. Somehow, we DID IT ЁЯША
Did your Thanksgiving go something like this? I would hope not, but…
You never know.
Enjoy the rest of y’all’s break :3
bye ЁЯША