Hello everyone (again)! We’re on Part 3 now! I still really love Kid Icarus, even though I’ve never played it. This series might be longer than other series that I have done before, so thank you for still sticking on it through this time!
Now, we were back when… naw forget it, read the previous blog for yourself.
Link to cringy KIAE (original project)
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So, our angel Pit has gotten out of his prison in the Underworld to go save Palutena and the rest of Angel Land from the evil Medusa. But then he gets a certain question in his mind: how on earth is he going to defeat Medusa? The goddess of darkness could obliterate the angel in one shot! Luckily, there are three weapons that can help him with that: the Three Sacred Treasures!
These weapons were at first stored in the Palace of the Sky, under Palutena’s safe keeping, but then Medusa stole the Three Sacred Treasures once she took over Angel Land. Afterwards, they were given to Medusa’s strongest generals:
Twinbellows: a two-headed dog that guards the Underworld with the ability to breathe fire.
Hewdraw: a serpent-like dragon that attacks by flying and catching enemies in its jaws.
Pandora: the strongest of the generals, she is the demon goddess of calamity and disaster… which is what makes her tough to beat.
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(Pit walks up to the fortress containing the first sacred treasure. Twinbellows greets him with a snarl)
Pit: Woah, he looks tough. How can I beat him? I’ve only dealt with certain bosses, but nothing like this. Can this be easier in a way?
(Pit looks to his left, where he sees a petrified centurion, a former worker of Palutena’s Army. He hits the centurion with his mallet and the centurion is immediately freed)
Pit: (has an idea, smiles) Hey…..
(shows stupid montage with Pit hitting petrified centurions like a maniac (the montage has this playing in the background for laughs) and ending up with a whole army of them, ready to defeat the fortress bosses, all of them looking at Pit’s “yee” smile)
Twinbellows, Hewdraw and Pandora: <gulp>
(proceeds to show a cloud of the Underworld Army generals fighting against Pit and the centurions. The dust settles with Pit victorious, pumping his fists as Medusa’s generals lay exhausted and defeated)
Pandora: (coughs) Wouldn’t it be easier to show an actual battle against us?
Pit: (turns around to talk to the goddess) Yeah, but the writer of this blog wanted to hurry up with the story.
Me: (sticks my head out of the background) ALSO IT’S HARD TO WRITE OUT A BATTLE SCENE!
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So Pit, with the Three Sacred Treasures equipped, flies up to Angel Land (due to one of the Three Sacred Treasures granting him the ability to fly), where he finds Medusa, protected in a statue that is in the shape of her.
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Pit: (visibly ready to fight Medusa) This is your end, you wretch!
Medusa: (scoffs, sends out a laser from her eye, which Pit reflects with the Mirror Shield, one of the Three Sacred Treasures that can block any attack) I’d like to see you try.
(Pit tries to shoot Medusa’sskin, but the attack does nothing. He then hears Palutena’s telepathic voice in his head)
Palutena: (shouting desperately) PIT! HER EYE! AIM FOR HER EYE! DOING SO WILL MAKE HER EASIER TO DEFEAT!
(takes a deep breath in after shouting before speaking again)
Palutena: (whispering) I believe in you.
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So Pit battles Medusa, where she sends out snakes in her hair to fight Pit and shoots lasers out of her eyes. Eventually, the darkness falls.
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(the statue crumbles away, revealing a weakened Medusa. She falls to the ground, and with a scream, dissolves into a bunch of shadows, which fade away, defeating the goddess for good)
(Pit runs into the Palace of the Sky behind the now-defeated Medusa, where he finds Palutena, her cell gone is Medusa’ absence)
Pit: (overjoyed) LADY PALUTENA!!!!
Palutena: (smiles proudly at the angel) Pit. Thank you.
(she raises her staff, repairing Angel Land and de-petrifying all of the angels and centurions)
Palutena: (gives a heavy sigh) Now that’s done. Pit, what you have done was brave. If I had given anyone else the opportunity to destroy Medusa, they would have never done the task, out of cowardice or greed. But you had the courage to save all of Angel Land! So I ask you…
(she turns to Pit, smiling, and with a wave of her staff, Pit’s bow becomes filled with celestial energy)
Palutena: ….will you be the captain of my guard?
(Pit looks up at Palutena with awe, and looks down at his bow. He then looks up at Palutena again and gives a sharp nod)
Pit: Yes!
Palutena: (smiles) Now then, who’s ready for combat lessons?
THE END
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But don’t think this blog series is over yet! Pit and Palutena get more exciting adventures, and I give out the explanation of Kid Icarus’s hiatus.
Stay tuned for more!
– Nova S.
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