Tue. Sep 29th, 2026

Slant rhymes yippiie

Hey y’all!

Long-time readers of my blog may recall that I joined Forensics (aka 4N6) in 7th grade.

And, as expected, I have joined Forensics again!

However, a few things got in the way of getting the ball rolling.

I had Certamen tryouts, and it was important that I attended to make a team for the Princeton tournament.

(I ended up making the A-Team. Thank you, Ovid :D)

However, I got swept up in Certamen, and soon, we were a few weeks into the Forensics season.

One of my friends kept asking me when I would attend a Forensics practice–and I began to get nervous.

Whenever people tend to do something, despite having prior success in the experience, they tend to get nervous.

Perhaps that’s only me.

But I became nervous, assuming that the head coach of my team would reprimand me for being late to joining the team once more.

I finally decided to enter a single meeting, just to play it out.

And my coach was okay with it.

Pretty surprising, considering the guy’s pretty strict otherwise.

Maybe that’s just because I don’t know him too well.

But anyway, he told me to get my piece chosen as quickly as possible so I could compete.

So, as a Certamen kid, I chose the story of “Lycaon and the Flood” from Ovid’s Metamorphoses.

It fit almost perfectly in the category of Serious Solo (my preferred place :D) and it’s MYTHOLOGY

The Tale of Lycaon is narrated mainly by Jupiter (Roman mythology), as he tells the other gods about his encounter with a king named Lycaon. Lycaon was a wicked man who doubted the divinity of the literal KING OF THE GODS–

and boiled human flesh, serving it to jupiter to test his divinity.

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YEAH THAT’S FUN–

He ended up getting turned into a wolf for that.

“Foam dripping from his mouth; bloodthirsty still, he turned against the sheep, delighting still in slaughter…”

I love that line!!

As you read this, I will most likely be performing at Oak Creek East Middle School for the first meet of the season!! Wish me luck, and I wish the best for you if you are also in Forensics!!

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now have a representation of how nervous I am

*Cue Melodica Cover of the Jaws Theme*

okay BYEEE

-Abby

By Abby Subedi

Editor-In-Chief